Monday, April 21, 2014

A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song (2011)

uh one more Cinderella story...

and this time Cinderella wanna be a star... singing her lungs out.. oh and one stepsister has been switched into a brother.. and a annoying one of the kind.. loving step mom is kinda hating on even her own kids.. stepsister has a very bad singing voice and for some reason we decide to do some lip singing in a competition under force but well yeah....



okay so i kinda love music and the humor is a lot better in this one... and demon spawn is so sweet when you look past the trouble he is making XD .. And it is just hilarious that the auditions are hold in the toilet..oh yeah and the bestie of our Cinderella is basically insane.. in a lovely way...

yes i like this one more than the first.. it is like the step siblings are more human in this one... like they don't hate as much... well like not at all.. but the needs just seems to come before family bonds... well for some at least...

A Cinderella Story (2006)


sooo yeah i am gonna put this one in the teen category and yes this is a chick flick like big time..




well A Cinderella Story is just what the title says it is.. Sam is a modern Cinderella living with her stepmom who is well mean and lazy and her 2 stepsisters who are well less bright than most... Sam has meet the prince charming online and is to meet him at the school Halloween dance... and then we just play along with the normal story line of Cinderella.. well..


what do i think of this movie.. what do i think hmmm... well it is modern Cinderella... it is just that.. it is funny and it is girly.. and sweet and well think that is it....

sry for the short one on this.. but it is not really a movie that can have a lot of things said about it... it is a girly movie.. if you like this stuff then knock yourself out if not.. probably best to stay clear of this one..

Friday, April 18, 2014

40 days and 40 nights (2002)

Where are all the manly movies.. seriously it's been all chick flicks so far... :|


anyway 40 days and 40 nights is about this guy Matt who after a lot of encounters with the fairer sex and this feeling of utter emptiness inside decides that it would be a awesome idea to go into celibacy for 40 days straight. And if this is not a pretty much impossible task on its own here we go and ad Erica, the nice hot girl from the laundry mat, that Matt of cause falls in love with... 



look i know that age wise this is a little off since it is about post college people meaning adults.. however this one has a special place with me because well i was 15 when this one came out.. and yes i have watched it a lot when i was younger.. it was actually a long time since i last saw it though and there was some scenes i had completely forgotten about. Anywho i do love the theme that it portraits because to me no normal person could ever live in absolute celibacy. People would go insane which Matt actually does in the movie.. not insane insane but insane enough (boy that sounded a little crazy) I even discuss this theme every now and then (i don't discuss that often though) that it is just wrong for the Catholic churches to ask this of their priest and in my opinion this celibacy thing might be at fault for some of the cases surfacing over the years about priest because it is about generally suppressing a huge part of what a human is.. anyway the movie is a great chick flick and it has good humor.. and a lot of cruel people not believing Matt can do this... 

18 year old virgin (2009)

all right first movie of the day...

18 year old virgin... is about.. Kate... Kate is a 18 year old virgin (didn't see that one coming right). we step into the story last night before graduation and yes you guessed it we are at a party... well THE PARTY... anywho.. Kate has this huuuuuuge crush on Ryan who is well the pretty boy of school.. however Ryan do not sleep with virgins due to some unfortunate happenings after the last time he nailed a virgin. So what do Kate do.. right she uses the party to try and lose her virginity... sound stupid well it is...


so along to help her is a very slutty (and slightly cute) best friend that keeps convincing her to go back in and try after way to many failed attempts. And truth be told this is not really a noticeable movie.. i remember watching it before and the plot twist was way to obvious and well.. just don't

so what is wrong with it.. you mean beside the poor sense of a story line... well this is a really good example on a chick flick wannabe laddish and therefor ends in between and sadly flops big time.. It is like they decided to take a chick flick and then squeeze every type of sex scene possible into one movie.. and well they got all that and really i don't even think guys find it enjoyable.. it is just painful and not really funny..

and really who the hell uses raw chicken breast to stuff their bra so it looks like they have a bigger cup size.. really it is just gross... yuk

100 Girls (2000)

heads up i might be slightly grumpy today... not the movies fault i just had the misjudgment yesterday that i was young and up for drinking until 4 am... i am not :| definitely not.. however i had fun and now that i manged to make myself make breakfast it is going a bit better.. bacon can save anyone.. but i am proberbly gonna end up watching just a few movies today while lying in bed and eating bacon (seriously not trying to make you jelly here...)

so a 100 girls... please don't let the title fool you this is a chick flick.. big one... a lot of half naked girls in it though.. that would be a plus to some..

anywho 100 girls is about this boy Matthew who one night after a party ends up with a girl in an elevator during a blackout... they have according to him the most wonderful sex of his life (also his first i think) but he doesn't know her name or what she looks like either except her breast fit in a champagne glass.. (not making it up really) oh and she leaves him a pair of underwear... now Matthew is a bright kid apparently so he makes up these different maintenance problem so that he can come and fix them day after day leaving him a chance to prior through the girls stuff to find the matching bra... kinda like a Cinderella thing but with underwear.. after a while he befriends a lot of the girls and gains a lot of knowledge on how girls are like


this one has always been a favorite of mine.. think it is the deal with me being closet romantic and... well there is a lot of half naked girls and i just don't mind looking XD.. i do really like the concept of the guy not just trying to find the girl but actually trying to get girls and why there is so much trouble with boys and girls to get along.. so basically i'm saying it is a little deeper than most boy-trying-to-get-the-girl-romantic-chick-flick-thingy....

i have learnt that there should be a follow up called 100 women or Girl Fever.. but never really gotten around to watch it... i might but i have read my share about it to know it is probably gonna disappoint me....

Thursday, April 17, 2014

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

This is like the ultimate Teen Chick Flick... i mean.. I even forced my sister to watch this back when we was younger... it i
s a classic and even i know that Heath Ledger is a cutie...

ah the story of the Straford sisters... Kat and Bianca is sisters very different sisters... Kat is outspoken and not really into being nice to anyone.. Bianca on the other hand likes to be the center of attention. So why are we onto their story? well the Straford sisters are not allowed to date.. or well Kat is but she is not really into that stuff being as she is... Bianca is not thrilled by this since she really wants date. Daddy dearest comes up with the idea that Bianca can date when Kat does.. and here comes New guy into the picture. New guy Cameron is hopelessly in love with Bianca so he comes up with the plan of getting someone to date Kat so he can date Bianca... tadada Bad boy (played by Heath) comes in...


Like i said this is a classic and any girl ought to watch.. i mean it.. there is just so many bright moments in this one and yes i enter rollercoaster land on this one to.. i rarely admit it but i am such a girly girl sometime.. like come on my favorite romantic movie is 6 days and 7 nights.. anywho.. this is a funny and sweet movie and i have been recommending it for years...

oh wow this is the third post today and i'm already watching a new one.. someone got bitten by the movie muncher bug

#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)

and i decided to go alphabetical... i have watched this one before so it made it easy for me to do other stuff while watching.. if you have not heard of this one don't worry... it is not that great a movie..


what is it about.. it is about this boy Michael who is to do janitorial work on a cheerleader camp... very much against his parents wishes... Michael is a gymnast that choked during a competition. Michael of cause meets this cute and unlucky girl who needs all the help she can get to win the cheerleader camp competition. oh and there is this gross roommate on the masturbation diet... yeah alrighty then..


this movie loses so much on trying to be a in between... it want's the romance and "sophistication" of a chick flick and tries tries tries to be funny in a laddish way.. sadly that flops BIG TIME!

basically.. just don't go there unless you are into the really bad jokes..

oh a short one.. finished before the 15 min mark in the movie... yeah it is that bad.. but the beaver costume girl is adorable... really... but sadly not enough

That moviemood thing....

yeah a mini vacation... or well.. Easter is upon us in Denmark and i got the first 3 day of as well.. so lucky me :) the plan for the days have been (and still is) to do this spring cleaning thing that so many people cling to.. going okay as long as i don't get to sit to long in front of Lenox.. Sims has been taking up a lot of time.. for no apparent reason.. have been watching a bit of Lost but even though it hasn't turned weird on me yet i am not really in the mood.. what i am in the mood for is teen movies... but since i watched a very good truckload of them it is getting hard to find good ones i haven't watched yet... anywho not the reason i'm writing this...

a while ago a friend and i was talking about these teen movies and he claimed that there has not been made any of note in the recent years.. i disagree but then again i go strange place to figure out what is up on the screen... and i don't trust IMDb ratings one bit.. i want to make my own impression instead of trusting what others think.. i still believe my friend is missing out sometimes because the ratings on the movie is bad...

anywho where was i.. oh yeah teen movies.. there is this thing of defining them though... when i think teen movies there is little with the definition that always ends up leaving me in a state of okay whatever now go away.. gonna try anyway... my main definition on teen movies has always been and probable always will be that it is movies for teens about teens.. there is a small group of movies for teens that isn't about teens, both laddish movies and chick flicks...

anyway once we got the whole for teens about teen in place there is in my opinion 3 subgroups: Teen chick, Laddish and the in between.

Why? well teen chick is kinda a given.. all over the top romance movies that are so sugar sweet or filled with stupid dramas that it could make you puke.. with the occasion of fun moments... BTW way don't get me wrong i love this kind of movies.. getting in an all sappy mood crawling into bed and just get my emotional roller coaster running... looove it..

The Laddish movies... well laddish movies is about boys being stupid boys doing all sort of stuff loaded with undertones of sexual nature... movies that in a comical spin walks the line and more often than not walks a nice distance over that line.. there are some good ones, there are the classical ones starting of with National Lampoons and crossing path with the whole American Pie deal. unfortunately there are even more bad ones that just fails at being funny and goes right to being gross and painful to watch.

then we are left with the in between. I have this one because there are movies especially in the later years that are in the main sense a chick flick but still has the laddish humor (yeah girls like humor too) and a overlaying theme that is to effect both sides of the fence.. an honorable mention would be Easy A. A movie i myself loved and that i have meet a lot of guys (who have watched it anyway) that loved it to because it has a lot of meaning.. though i'm not sure the younger generations always get that.. anywho...

so yeah the plan is that now we got the whole definition out of the way i am gonna watch some of these dang teen flickers so that my itch can be scratched... until next time tuddles

Monday, April 14, 2014

The New Jennifer Lawrence?

got the week of so i'm on some very overdue spring cleaning.. anywho doing this i'm looking through a lot of magazines that i have managed to pile up over the years... newest one i got hands on yesterday and was looking through it just now.. in this magazine there is an interview with Shailene Woodley who has played in the Descendants (that i have yet to see) and is currently to be found in Divergent a movie who has actually caught my eye and is to be watched when possible.. so yeah i just skimmed the article since stuff like that has surprisingly little interest to me... surprisingly because i'm the girl who can use the better of an hour watching Kirsten Bell get to meet a sloth... anywho what bugged me about this article is that it keeps stating if Shailene Woodley is the new Jennifer Lawrence and that Divergent is to be the new Hunger Games.. ze fuck is that about.. Can't Shailene just be Shailene? does she have to be the new Jennifer for anyone to want to watch her movies.. clearly she has been doing something right at an earlier point so why not keep her to that instead?

But to be honest i am not that big a fan of Lawrence so why would it make me wanna watch a movie with the new Lawrence... and more than that if i wanted to watch Lawrence then why not watch the real deal instead of the new deal?

Sadly this is not a one time case.. it is happening all the time.. like oh will Hunger Games be the new Twilight? well shit i hope not.. or oh that is the new Pink (this would be Jessie J btw) and no i don't believe she is the new Pink- actually every time i see her i think she is a White Girl trying to be a Black Dude.. anyway nothing wrong with that i guess...  

my real question is why can't we just be impressed with someones work without setting them up against someone from earlier time.. and if we absolute have to.. then why the h don't we compare them to someone just a tad older and more impressing than Jennifer Lawrence.. 

anywho might just be me... 

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

I Did It!!!!

Finally... I Finally got through the first season of Lost... Lost is not a bad series.. actually i rather like it... so why finally... well.. there is all them series trying to lead me astray... I have a really bad itch to rewatch the entire Lost Girl from scrats... and not only that.. I wanna watch Veronica Mars to.. specially since the movie is to appear soon... and time is not really growing on trees these days and well the weather is so dang good that i ought to be outside instead of sitting in front of Lenox (just don't ask) and watch series...

i am rather proud though that i have been able to stick to Lost and not watch any of the other shows.. not even new ones that just on paper looks so much more interesting... Sticking with the program.. si that is what i must do..

anywho this is kinda just a post to let ya know i'm not dead.. oh and here is a picture of a Minion...